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Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

I put all my skill points in Luck when I was a year old.

How did you learn to talk?

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

by grinding my communication skill

how did you throw a tornado

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20728
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

I spun really really hard.

How did you get the last levels of L4D2 already?!

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Adventurer
Posts: 323
Joined: 4 Aug 2008

I'm the physical incarnation of Valve....and I'm super sneaky.

How did you clean up the garbage of society?

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

with my broom of win and a copy of rorschachs journal

how did you begin life?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20728
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

I kicked it in the ass, and it jumped.

How did you get me away from the computer?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5043
Joined: 26 May 2009

By asking you to help me raid the fridge.

How did you get all the food?

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

your fault for asking me for help

how did you not see that coming

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20728
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

I was busy trying to strangle a nurse.

How did you inject an old man with syrup?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Master Looter
Posts: 1849
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Using a dirty syringe.

How did you learn Quantum Theory in 10 seconds?

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

by eating einsteins corpse

how did you eat 5 cows in one bite

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20728
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

I was really hungry, and my stomach was a black hole at the moment.

How did you beat someone with a bale of hay?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

mercilessly

how did you become the worlds tallest midget?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5640
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Stilts! SHHHHHHHH

How did you get to ride the space shuttle?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

halloween costumes are really authentic....

how did you find the meaning of life

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5640
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I typed a question mark and it was revealed!

How did you come to hate punctuation?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

punctuation raped my mother

how did you become so insensitive to my punctuation hate

!?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5640
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I'm insensitive to everything. Suffering makes me giggle.

How did you come up with the concept of punctuation rape??!?!

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

i'm a very disturbed slice of bread

how do you find punctuation rape odd?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5640
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

The comma always seemed like such a nice guy.

How did you find out who did it?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

' is a snitch

how didn't you hear about it in the news?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5640
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I prefer to remain oblivious.

How did you mangle grammar worse than I thought possible?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

i did? how?

how did you notice my grammar errors?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5640
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I just removed the contraction: How did not you? Nope.

How did you not realize I'm a grammar nazi?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

I didn't know nazi-ism involved contractions

how did you become such a nazi?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5640
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I pledged my loyalty to Adolph Hitler.

How did you lead me down this terrible path?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

i told you he had cookies

how did you believe me?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5640
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Adolph Hitler loved sweets. It's true!

How did you get your chocolate in my peanut butter?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

i didn't
how'd you get peanut butter in my chocolate

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5640
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Quantum physics.

How did you get yer toast so happy?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

i didn't eat him

how did you get your goat so sad?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5640
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I overfed him.

How did you revolutionize video gaming?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

i gave everyone in every metal gear game an awesome moustache

how did you revolutionise cakes

Ha! You spelt revolutionise wrong!

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5640
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I baked them...upside down.

How did you not know in America we tend to use the z instead of s?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

because i use an american ps3 and it says revolutionise

how did you forget spell check?

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